Contact Me
I’m so flattered you actually came to this page!
Hardly anyone ever comes to the Contact Page…
And if they do, they don’t actually ever contact the blogger!
Well, that’s my cynic talking…
But seriously, have you ever contacted a blogger?
Well, if you contact me, I promise I’m actually a really nice person.
Even if my posts get a bit looney every now and then. But sorry, I don’t want to hear from everybody…
People I do NOT want to contact me
- People who hate me… I’m not good at reading mean emails.
- Dirty spammers! In case you’re not sure whether you fall into this category: If you sell viagra, vagina cream, gambling, pyramid schemes or porn, you are a dirty spammer. List not exhaustive. You know who you are.
- Anyone trying to score an easy one night stand! I’m married! Very happily married! Unless, of course, you’re Matt Damon, Guy Sebastian or Roger Federer. I can fake marital issues for you fine gentlemen… My Thanks to you!
People I would really like to contact me
You’ll notice this list is way longer than the “Don’t Contact Me” list…
- Anyone wanting to do legitimate business with me.
- Canadian mansion owners who would like Dean and I to house sit for you.
- Nice people.
- Funny people.
- My friends who don’t have my email address or aren’t on facebook.
- Dreamers who want to change the world for the better… Especially if you want to help eradicate extreme poverty.
- Very cool bloggers who would like to guest blog for me, or would like me to guest blog for you.
- Fish ‘n chip lovers. Name your favourite fish ‘n chip shop and tartare sauce.
- People who like my blog, have been following me, but are too shy to leave a comment.
- Anyone who wants to give me money for free.


